i just need to get my shit together
— me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

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sherlocksalone:

51/100 s3 screencaps

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rawrrritstatiana:

bruno mars fangirling over pete wentz will forever be my favorite thing in the world.

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

australiansanta:

remember when people said smexy instead if sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

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unclefather:

juststareatthestarsforever:

the disappointment in his eyes..

son why are you doing this to me

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pawprintsandsnowflakes:

exclusive spoilers

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond)

agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

jotheconqueror:

You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—

are you shitting me

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