bruno mars fangirling over pete wentz will forever be my favorite thing in the world.
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
remember when people said smexy instead if sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy
modern day rebels
the disappointment in his eyes..
son why are you doing this to me
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer
tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why